The Legend of Melon & Hatt (a work in progress)
One day in the distant past, Melon met Hatt. They were both tired and on their way home (after a "helluva week" in Melons' case'), and whether it was the hand of fate, or of the universe, or merely of SAA, they found themselves not only on the same plane, but in adjoining seats too. Hatt's opener ("you look rough") was as smooth as his accent, Melon's business card (1 free meal after every 12) as classy as her attempt at stowing her luggage. They were both in trouble from the word go...
As Hatt learns more (anything) about websites, this site will grow, expand and morph. For now though, click on Valentines to see the rest of it (to call this basic would be like saying that an elephant's joloba is big).